QudsIaaLmasDurraH

...PaNtUn...

2005-08-24T16:50:00.000+08:00

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang,
Tuhan kasi aku jasad siap dengan bayang-bayang
Bukan ke lebih beruntung daripada tiang
Berdiri tanpa roh malam siang...

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Kerja dah best keluarga pun dah senang
Negara pun dah aman tidak lagi hidup berdagang
Takkan lima minit lima waktu aku tak boleh luang...

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Tuhan kasi otak supaya aku tak bangang,
Tuhan kasi ilmu boleh fikir susah senang
Tuhan kasi nikmat kenapa aku tak kenang...

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Main bola aku sanggup sampai petang
Beli tiket konsert aku sanggup beratur panjang
Apa la aku ingat masuk syurga boleh hutang...?

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Aku kena ingat umur aku bukannya panjang
Pagi aku sihat petang boleh kejang
Nanti dalam kubur kena balun sorang - sorang....

Apasal la aku malas sembahyang
Siksa neraka cuba la aku bayang
Perjalanan akhirat memang terlalu panjang
Janji Allah Taala akan tertunai tak siapa boleh halang!!!

Telah bersabda Rasulullah saw, yang bermaksud:
Enam perkara yang dipandang asing di enam tempat, iaitu:

1. Masjid adalah asing di kalangan orang-orang yang tidak sembahyang di dalamnya.
2. Al-Quran adalah asing di rumah orang-orang yang tidak mahu membacanya.
3. Al-Quran juga adalah asing di dalam hati orang-orang yang fasik (iaitu orang-orang yang tidak mahu mengamalkan isinya).
4. Seorang muslimah yang soleh dipandang asing di sisi lelaki yang zalim, yang buruk perangainya.
5. Lelaki muslim yang soleh adalah asing di samping perempuan yang hina, yang buruk akhlaknya.
6. Dan... orang alim adalah asing di kalangan kaum yang tidak mahu mendengar nasihatnya.

Kemudian Nabi Muhammad saw bersabda:" Sesungguhnya Allah SWT tidak akan memandang mereka di hari kiamat dengan pandangan kasihan."

<<< kEpaDa saUdaRa2 & saUdaRI dI saNa >>>

2005-07-05T09:16:00.000+08:00

.::Kecantikan Lelaki::.

Kecantikan seorang lelaki bukan kepada rupa fizikal tetapi pada murni rohani. Lelaki yangcantik,adalah:-
1)Lelaki yang mampu mengalirkan airmata untukingatan
2)Lelaki yang sedia menerima segala teguran
3)Lelaki yang memberi madu,setelah menerima racun
4)Lelaki yang tenang dan lapang dada
5)Lelaki yang baik sangka
6)Lelaki yang tak pernah putus asa

Kecantikkan lelaki berdiri di atas kemuliaan hati.Seluruh kecantikan yang ada pada NabiMuhammad S.A.W adalah kecantikan yang sempurna seorang lelaki..

.::Kegagahan Wanita::.

Kegagahan seorang wanita bukan kepada pejalotot badan,tetapi pada kekuatan perasaan.Perempuan yang gagah,adalah:-
1)Perempuan yang tahan menerima sebuah kehilangan
2)Perempuan yang tidak takut pada kemiskinan
3)Perempuan yang tabah menangung kerinduan setelah ditinggalkan
4)Perempuan yang tidak meminta-minta agar dipenuhi segala keinginan

Kegagahan perempuan berdiri di atas teguh iman.Seluruh kegagahan yang ada pada SayidahKhadijah R.A adalah kegagahan sempurna bagiseorang perempuan.

* 30 thIngs aBt uS >> geRlz *

2005-06-24T13:45:00.000+08:00

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
5.When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually is not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare 'okie?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories .
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first look at the girl next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart. 24. Girls love having fun!
25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved."

<<< * lIL jOhnNy's sTorY * >>>

2005-06-13T17:32:00.000+08:00

fUnnY hOw u sTart 2 tHInk oF wAt u hAv dOne fOr uR lIfe >>>>

LiI johNny wAtcHed hIs dAddy'S cAr pAss bY d Sch pLaygRoUnd aNd Into tHe wooDs. cUrIos, hE folLowed tHe cAr aNd sAw dAddy aNd aUnt kaReN In a pAsSIonAte embraCe. LiL jOhnNy fOund iT aLl so eXcItIng tHat hE coUlD nOt cOntAIn hImsElF as He Ran hOmE aNd sTarTed tO tElL hIs mOthEr.....

"mOMmY, i wAs aT d PlaygRounD wHen I saW daDDy's cAr gO Into tHe wooDs wIth aUnt kArEn. i wEnt bAck tO loOk aNd he wAs gIvIng aUnt kaRen a bIg kIss, tHen hE heLped hEr toOk oF hIs sHIrt. tHen aUnt kArEn hElPed daddY to tAke hIs paNts ofF, tHen aUnt kAreN......"

aT tHis pOInt hIs mOmmY cUt hIm ofF

"jOhnnY, thIs Is sUch aN InteRestIng storY.wHy dUn u saVE tHe reSt fOr suPpeR tIme??? i wAnt tO sEE tHe lOok oN daddY's faCe wHen u tEll iT tOnIte."

aT dInnEr taBle, mOmmY aSkeD lIL jOhnNy to teLl hIs stOry. aNd so jOhnNy staRted hIs story:

"mOMmY, i wAs aT d PlaygRounD wHen I saW daDDy's cAr gO Into tHe wooDs wIth aUnt kArEn. i wEnt bAck tO loOk aNd he wAs gIvIng aUnt kaRen a bIg kIss, tHen hE heLped hEr toOk oF hIs sHIrt. tHen aUnt kArEn hElPed daddY to tAke hIs paNts ofF, tHen aUnt kAreN aNd dAddy sTartEd dOing tHe sAme tHIng tHat mOmmY aNd UnclE jaCk usEd tO do wHen daddY wAs In tHe aRmy."

mORaL of sTory >>>>>> ::::::
>>> ::: sOmeTimes u nEed tO lIsten 2 d whOle stOry beFore u InterrUpt !!!!!

reALisaTIon

2005-06-10T12:27:00.000+08:00

hmmm..............

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uRRAGggggaHHHHHHhh.... gRRRRRRrrrrrrr.....

haTe tt B*&$@ .......well...ok....i guess i 4gIve u fOr beIng one,,,

wakakakak

tIs Is 4 u....

2005-06-07T15:40:00.000+08:00

rEad tIs ..... sTh 2 pOnder.....
a fReN of mIne sEnd It 2 me >>>>>>>

11.05pm, guy and gal were chatting happily, when guy uncontrollably yawns

*Bad example
============

gal (sounding out): you feeling sleeping??
guy: yeah, tired from work...
gal (sounds concern): ok, shan't disturb u, go and sleep lah
guy: ok, you have an early nite too ...

=> Guy hangs up the phone. 5 min later, phone rings awaken by the phonerings,

guy: hello?gal: .............
guy: who's this?
gal (feeling unjust): you felt very bothered by me is it?
guy (confused): huh? what?
gal: .............
guy: why? what happened?
gal: you find me very bothersome is it?
guy: bothersome? why you said this??
gal: ..............
guy: what's the matter? how i would know if you dun say it out?
gal: we are chatting halfway, and you yawn, and went off to sleep...
guy: b...but, you are the one who ask me to go to sleep...
gal: you already said want to sleep already, what else u want me to say?
guy: haiz... if you wanna chat, just say so... what for tell me to gosleep, and feeling unhappy in the end?
gal: since when i'm unhappy?
guy: isn't this unhappy? ok ok, i won't sleep the next time, will that do?
gal: what's the point? i want you to chat with me willingly, and not because afraid that i will be unhappy...

*In the end, guy spends another 15 minutes comforting gal, actual sleeptime is 11.40pm, plus the earlier argument, he did not have a good sleep.What worse is the gal may argue with the same thing again the next day.

*Good example
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gal (sounding out): you feeling sleepy?
guy (tired vocal, but sound interested) : abit, tired from work. but you have not finished talking, carry on, i will be listening.
gal (felt consoled): orh, but since you are tired, go and sleep then(still sounding out) never fall into the trap and hang up the phone
guy: there's no afternoon break today, indeed more tiring. how abt igive u a call tomorrow morning. let's chat awhile more ok? (tells thereason, and offer make up measure)
gal: oh ok. go and sleep now, you must be tired.

gal is willing to let guy go sleep, but guy must do a bit more than this

guy: so what time you are going to sleep?
gal: not sure, probably a bit later.
guy: ok, but not too late, not good for health. i will be heart pain one hor...
gal (feeling loved): ok lah....
guy: i love you the most! (even if eyes are shutting also must remember tosay this impt words, else all effort wasted)
gal: i loved you too, have a good rest! (happy till can float liao)
guy: ehmm...

gal hang up the phone*In the end, 11.10pm. guy sleep peacefully, and probably a morning callfrom gal the next day... .*

=> Conclusion 1: Female wants feeling and care. most of the time,female's logic cannot be figure out with a reasoning mind.
=> Conclusion 2: Say a few more touching words, concerning lines, willsave you more than å?hr of precious time
=> Conclusion 3: When encounter the above situation, must always letthe gal hang up the phone first. Else it will be disastrous...
=> Conclusion 4: If your gf isn't like the one in the example, thencongrats to u! Treasure her! But if otherwise, dun accuse her of beingunreasonable. what she wants is very simple..

""" bLIssFulLy hEaVeN """

2005-06-01T10:29:00.000+08:00

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...pIllS on mA rIgHt **
...b00KIes on mA lEfTIe **
...pApEr n m0nItEr In fRonT **
...dUstBIn oN mA bAck **

sHeesH...sHucKs...y mUzt tIs bE hAppEnIng 2 Me..???? ooooo puH---leeeeEEAsssseeEEe 4gIve me...

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soooOOOO????
r U sTrOng ??? oR a wEakLIng.???

* bAr tRanSlatIon *

2005-05-25T17:56:00.000+08:00

bAr tRaNsLatIon >>>

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.

"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.

"You get this one, next round is on me."
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.

"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
--Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.

"I haven't seen you around here for a long time."
--You stuck up little -----, too good for your old friends??

"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

"Lets get out of here."
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.

"Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
--If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
--You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
--I'm horny.

"I've had like 10 beers already."
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

"Who's got the next round?"
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

"Excuse Me." (male to male)
--Get the f--- out of the way.

Ra'Beah !! ! !

2005-05-25T10:47:00.000+08:00

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ra'bEah ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !....hHEhe..tEnkIu....kot Tk pAsAL k0 aKu tK rAseR bL0g akU iS wAt u sEe n0w...eH..aKu nK taNye Ko aPer keNe bende tU gUesT b0Ok???? mCm maNer nK letak...n Yes...kaT bLog Ko...k0 adEr lEtak mCm wIndowS pLayer...aKu pUn nK leTak lah...H0w ar????

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! ! ! rEaD tIs ! ! !

2005-05-20T10:44:00.000+08:00

kUranG aSam pUnye pEsaKit ! ! ! !
taK tAu mAlU.......
ArrrrRRRRgggggGGGGGHHHHHHhhhhh............

but FunnI oso.......tElL me Wat u tIk aBout It......
hahahaa....................

Sepasang anak muda mengunjungi seorang Seksologi.

Anak muda : Doktor, kami adalah teman yang baru menikah. Kami ingin tahu apakah cara kami berhubungan seks betul atau tidak. Mahukah doktor melihatnya?

Seksologi tersebut agak terperanjat sebentar, namun kemudian setuju. Kedua anak muda tersebut lalu naik ke katil pemeriksaan dan melakukan hubungan seks. Setelah mereka selesai,

Seksologi tersebut berkata, "Ya, cara kamu sudah betul. Bayarannya RM 20.00".

Setelah membayar, keduanya lalu pulang. Namun keesokan harinya mereka muncul lagi kepada Seksologi tersebut. Kali ini keduanya melakukan hubungan seks dalam posisi yang berbeza.Demikian seterusnya selama 4 hari berturut-turut mereka kembali dan selalu melakukan seks dengan gaya dan posisi yang berbeza. Pada hari kelima, Seksologi tersebut tidak tahan lagi.

Seksologi : Saya melihat bahwa cara kamu sudah betul dan kamu sudah terror dalam hubungan seks. Mengapa kamu selalu kembali lagi?

Anak Muda : Bilik hotel terlalu mahal. Sedangkan disini cuma RM 20.00 aje. Di samping itu bayaran untuk doktor boleh claim kat company.

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2005-05-20T10:03:00.000+08:00

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In Memory of all those who love their boss !

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Nothing," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

<<<< tEnKIu >>>>

2005-05-20T09:40:00.000+08:00

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!!!!! bIng0 !!!!!

2005-05-17T12:05:00.000+08:00

wAteva !!!! wAteva !!! wAteVa !!!!

thIs tHIng is fUlL of cRap !!!!

i cAn' t beLieve im actUalI d0Ing tHIs ....

tHis Is s0000000000 not Me!!!!!